This is a very special version of Beautiful from Seth Rudetsky’s Obsessed. In it, Jessie sings the song as many of her different characters from her various shows (Melinda Wells, Cinderella, Helena Landless, and Carole King). And in case you were thinking of skipping over this, do you really want to miss Jessie jumping from an Eb5 to an Eb6 without a warmup or a portamento in sight? You really, really don’t.
had a ~new york moment~ tonight: i went dumpster diving with the freegans of nyc, took home a nice-ass bialy and some rosemary from the trash (seriously) and spontaneously shared my umbrella and took the f train home with a cute british girl who lives in the west village and got like two full bags’ worth of stewing greens and filet steaks from the bins outside of trader joe’s
WELCOME BACK TO BNN NEWS, YOUR UP-TO-THE-MINUTE SOURCE FOR EVERYTHING NEWSWORTHY. I’M BRIAN ANDROCONIA AND WE’RE HERE WITH RIVETING NEW UPDATES REGARDING THE DISAPPEARANCE OF FLOWER GH760, LAST SEEN IN THE HENDERSONS’ GARDEN EARLY TUESDAY MORNING. AUTHORITIES CAN’T CONFIRM IF THE FLOWER WAS CUT BY THE HENDERSONS THEMSELVES OR PICKED BY A PASSING STRANGER, NOR DID ANYONE SEE ITS REMOVAL, SO I’LL ACTUALLY JUST BE LISTING OFF NUMEROUS OTHER POSSIBILITIES RANGING FROM THE MILDLY LIKELY TO THE PATENTLY RIDICULOUS, INTERSPERSED WITH MANY INVENTIVE REPHRASINGS OF THE TWO CONCRETE DETAILS WE DO POSSESS, WHICH ARE BASICALLY THAT THERE USED TO BE A FLOWER AND NOW IT’S GONE, NONSTOP FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AND CALLING THOSE THINGS UPDATES. GOD IT’S A GREAT TIME TO BE A JOURNALIST.