February 2010
51 posts
america is no longer on a boat, motherf%$#er
great tribute to michael jackson. prince and...
“i can sing better than that!”
– janice dehn on taylor swift’s grammy performance.
justin bieber managed to make ke$ha look...
Grammys, 9:17
Lady Gaga and Elton John=more win than i care to divulge. P!nk’s performance made me nauseous (in a good way). i still don’t believe apl.de.ap and Taboo actually contribute anything to the peas. Beyonce was good but over-hyped.
The Grammys are not nearly as exciting for me as...
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well. that didn’t take too long, did it?
January 2010
59 posts
you know you've gone wrong when even billy bush... →
test. does it play?
Hilary would get a kick out of this →
“Writing a haiku
Is considerably hard -
You just have five syl”
– — the poem Chris Number Two wrote on the legal paper wrapping of my birthday present (via anniediamond)
you know it. happy birthday
Glee Star to Marry Girlfriend!
poehleroid:
noonecanresistmyschweddyballs:
nerdyhillbilly:
Jane Lynch, better known as Sue Sylvester from the hit show Glee, will be getting married this May to her long time GF, Dr. Lara Embry, according to reports.
Aw! Cool beans!
!!! :)
woot
formspring.me
jblom:
theorganizedmess:
jblom:
You should write down awesome things that happened to you as a child and make them into a very successful indie-style movie. Was that a question?
No, but that last sentence was, so to answer your question, no, but that last sentence was, so to answer your question…RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION. Should I? Hmm…my childhood as a successful indie movie....
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jblom:
You should write down awesome things that happened to you as a child and make them into a very successful indie-style movie. Was that a question?
No, but that last sentence was, so to answer your question, no, but that last sentence was, so to answer your question…RECURSION RECURSION RECURSION. Should I? Hmm…my childhood as a successful indie movie. Interesting possibility, though I don’t...
formspring.me
jblom:
Say, any of you guys know how to Madison?
*gives a quizzical Transylvanian stare, confused, as the only dance on Transsexual is the Time Warp* P.S. I bet Barry Bostwick really knew how to Madison.
Ask me anything
"SAG Votes Inglourious Basterds Best Ensemble"
hxcfairy:
that’s a bingo!
“but the colors were stellar”
– zenon, girl of the 21st century
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jblom:
What were you like as a child? I bet itty-bitty Sam was adorable.
Ohhh baby this would take me way too long to explain. In brief: I went to museums almost every day, carried a pocket excyclopedia, tried to make explosions by mixing the things in my bathroom cabinet (dubbed “bathroom chemistry”), freaked out when I got a telescope for Christmas as a second grader, collected Beanie Babies,...
failure notice MAILER DAEMON
onthecornerofbelleview:
anniediamond:
Dear castmates and director,
Our show goes up in five days. Get your fucking shit together.
Love and exasperation,
Annie
Dear castmates and director,
This show has made stunning developments to my rage problems!
Love (?) and exasperation,
Sylvia
Dear castmates and director,
Jesus H. Christ. That is all.
Hope and support,
Christopher
You, Lizzie McGuire, are an outfit repeater!
onthecornerofbelleview:
Out of laziness and the need for comfort, tomorrow I will be wearing the same long sleeved shirt and necklace I wore today. The most variation you will see will be some over-sized plaid borrowed from my dad and some (super sexy) black sweatpants. I realize that no one, in fact, cares…but in my own fantasy world, I am just WAITING for someone to call me out on it; in...
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jblom:
Questionbomb: How long did it take to learn the ukelele? What pop song would you most like to cover next on the uke? What is your favorite flavor of Powerthirst? How is it that we have become essentially the exact same people separately since CiderMill?
To learn it well enough to play *almost* anything I want? I’d probably say 6 months, but you can play passably within a week! At this...
roles to play before i die
man in chair or aldolpho in the drowsy chaperone
narrator in blood brothers
zazu, timon, or scar in the lion king
dr. madden/dr. fine or henry in next to normal
princeton/rod or the right hand in avenue q
who else?
“i wanted magic shows and miracles /
mirages to touch /
i wanted such a little...”
– pippin
top ten favorite movies as of right now
anniediamond:
Almost Famous American Beauty Catch Me If You Can Closer Donnie Darko Fame Inglourious Basterds Love Actually The Rocky Horror Picture Show Saved!
as at least two of these are musicals, annie would be overjoyed to discover that catch me if you can, the new musical from the writers of hairspray, is speculated to hit broadway in the near future.
severus snape is NOT satisfied with the quality of...
omegleshit:
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You: Hello.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Spare me the inane questions, Longbottom, and please explain to me why you haven’t finished your Potions essay?
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“que que na-to-ra / you will understand”
– grandmother willow
ah, the smell of self-righteous hipster douchebags...
omegleshit:
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Stranger: hey
You: is that a ‘weird sisters’ shirt? wow.
You: they’re so mainstream now.
You: i liked them way before they were popular.
Stranger: what the..
You: oh look, an ironic picture of me holding my hand to my face with a mustache drawn on my finger
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can't go nowhere without a twilight bitch jockin'...
omegleshit:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
You: what’s happening
Stranger: just got back, from watching new moon!!!! :D
You: oh, you DUMB FUCKING CUNT
You: I CAN’T HAVE ONE PEACEFUL MOMENT ON OMEGLE WITHOUT SOME ACNE-FLECKED PRETEEN THROWING THEIR CAT AROUND OVER PISS MOON AND ITS FLOCK OF EMOTIONLESS ACTORS
You: IF IT RESULTS TO CRUCIO, SO BE...
anniediamond:
Now that I’ve read both the full Wikipedia summary and the “Important Quotations Explained” section of SparkNotes, The House of Mirth sounds like a novel I might actually enjoy. Awesome, considering nearly all of my English midterm revolves around the book and I’m three hundred pages behind. Why am I so utterly dumb and lazy sometimes?
i really wish you checked the “make...
“Col. Hans Landa: That’s a Bingo! Is that the way you say it: “That’s a Bingo?”...”
– Inglourious Basterds (via unamujerdecenteybuena)
The Unbelievably Bad Metaphors in Esquire's... →
delayprocrastinate:
1. “Jay-Z walks into a gracious chamber at Manhattan’s Plaza Hotel. It’s the same room where, thousands of years ago, crown moldings were born.” 3. “Jay-Z is a half-dangerous rapper who grew up in the gat-happy projects of the Bedford-Stuyvesant section of Brooklyn. He sold crack on feral corners and shot his brother for stealing his ring. Badass, for real.”
6. “He’s black and...
i just throw in my hand
with the chilliest bunch in the land
what are
the worst songs to wake up to?
“this face has seen more knives than a benihana”
– joan rivers
