party like it’s 2004: a middle school mixtape
Put on your best party dress (from Kohl’s, natch), your platform flip-flops, and your hair mascara. It’s time for the end-of-the-year dance, chaperoned by your gym teacher Mr. Belcher and your evil-bitch art teacher Mrs. Bjerke (sounds like beer-key but should’ve rhymed with BEE-JERK, ‘cause that’s what she was). No freak dancing allowed, kids. Sodas are $1 at the concessions table.
- Yeah! | Usher ft. Lil Jon
- Since U Been Gone | Kelly Clarkson
- 1985 | Bowling for Soup
- Bad Day | Daniel Powter
- Sk8er Boi | Avril Lavigne
- Crazy in Love | Beyonce
- Dirty Little Secret | All American Rejects
- The Reason | Hoobastank
- Hey Ya | Outkast
- My Humps | Black Eyed Peas
- The First Cut is the Deepest | Sheryl Crow
- Rock Your Body | Justin Timberlake
- She Will Be Loved | Maroon 5
- Work It | Missy Elliott
- White Flag | Dido
- Pieces of Me | Ashlee Simpson
- Leave (Get Out) | Jojo
- Milkshake | Kelis
- Hollaback Girl | Gwen Stefani
- Mr. Brightside | The Killers
- Stacy’s Mom | Fountains of Wayne
- So Yesterday | Hilary Duff
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TO TOP IT ALL OFF, CRISTIN MY HERO
NOTE THE ARM. HER CHOICE. SHE MAY HAVE LOVED ME AS MUCH AS I DO HER. SHE WISHED ME A GOOD NIGHT.
i have so many feelings.
thanks for indulging me.
Something that’s on my mind constantly: I hope I don’t come off as an asshole, ever. I always mean well, and maybe I’m dramatic, maybe I can seem stern, but I never mean to hurt. Some things need to be said, and as long as I’m in an impartial position and not in a fit of passion, I will say it.
30 Rock | 6x09
Patti LuPone as Silvia Rossitano on 30 Rock
— Alexis Goodlooking and the Case of the Missing Whisky (#6.9)
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You know what I really miss? ClueFinders.
In rehearsal yesterday I joked that my knowledge of Egyptian mythology came primarily from playing ClueFinders, and NO ONE GOT IT. Was I the only kid who played edutainment computer games instead of like, Mario Kart?
I PLAYED 3RD GRADE CLUE FINDERS MY WHOLE CHILDHOOD. JANET. WHAT IS THIS.
DO YOU REMEMBER MATHRA? LIKE MOTHRA BUT AN EDUCATIONAL DRAGON?
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